deep reflection

I got this through email from B and thought I might share it:

• SAVE THE WHALES
• COLLECT THE WHOLE SET


• A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE...NIGHT


• ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS


• I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WAS UNFAMILIAR TERRITORY


• 42.7% OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT


• 99% OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME


• I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE


• HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET


• REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE


• HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST


• DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM


• THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE


• I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL


• SUPPORT BACTERIA
• THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE


• MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK


• A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY


• CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES


• GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR SPOUSE. IT'LL BE A GREAT TRADE!


• PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW


• ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT!


• IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS


• HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHOKINESIS? RAISE MY HAND


• OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?


• HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE INK


• IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED SOMETHING


• WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE


• HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE
• LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW


• EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY
• SOME JUST DO NOT HAVE FILM


• IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS?


• HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?


• EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES


• WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE?


• I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND, BUT MY BRAINS KEPT FALLING OUT


• I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER


• WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME?


• INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED


• JUST REMEMBER--IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF


• LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.