my generated evil plan:
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a wall street executive. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Next, you must seize control of the White House. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.
Finally, you must reveal to the world your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.