Well ... I haven't written in a while, and I don't have anything novel to write (well ... I do, but it's in draft state at the moment.
In the meantime, here are some links, random news pieces and trivia:
Hard Politik has some excellent (as in funny as hell) questions for fundamentalist Christians (I think) in Why can't I own Canadians?
"Lucifer" on TFProject.org (forums) describes how GreenPeace activists effectively took control of a coal transport ship in a by stretching the meaning of "peaceful protest".
ASUS are announcing a motherboard initializing an embedded linux in 5 seconds and in non-related news, muslim medical students refuse to learn medicine as being against their religion.
And for something older, the uncyclopedia has the greatest article explaining sexual innuendo.
On a more serious note, it seems calculus was not created by sir Isaac Newton and Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibniz, but instead re-created: It was initially developed by Archimedes.